East Kent District Association

 

Just for fun we thought we would put some cartoon's and joke's on the website.

We are sure that some of you have some funny picture's and joke's about Camping or caravanning .

If you would like to send them to us we will put them on this page for others to see and have a laugh.

Just send them to the webmaster and chairman

Dave Banks.

CLICK HERE TO SEND YOUR CARTOONS OR JOKES
 
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into his sleeping bag. She was about to turn off the lantern when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's tent."

A long silence was broken at last by his shaking little voice: "The big sissy."
Two guys, Joe & Bill went camping. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Joe wakes his faithful friend and says, "Bill, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."


Bill replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asked Joe.

Bill ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small, and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you, Joe?"

Joe is silent for a moment, then says, "Bill, you stupid moron, someone has stolen our tent."

  The Policeman pulled over a car and strolled up to the drivers window: "Excuse me sir, but do you know that you're driving without a rear light?"

The driver jumped out and ran to the rear of his car and let out a whimpering groan. The driver seemed so genuinely distressed that the policeman took a sympathetic view: "Don't take it so hard, it's not all that serious an offence..."

"Isn't it" the driver cried, "Where's my caravan gone?"
"Really Raymond Can't you make anything stay up?"
A loaded mini van pulled in to the only remaining campsite.
Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the girls and their Mother set up the camp stove and cooking utensils.
A nearby camper marveled at the youngsters. He then told the Father, "That, sir, is some display of teamwork."
The father replied, "I have a system; no one goes to the bathroom until the camp is set up."

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Please send us some more cartoons and jokes

So we can put them on here so others can see them and have a laugh